These ego manic, martyr playing, race card carrying, drama seeking, sociopaths just need to get knocked down a few pegs especially off the pedestals they mark themselves out on. No, there isnt. That new Samsung washer and dryer commercial with a song thats clearly ripping off the beginning riff from the Rolling Stones Miss You. Horse faces both high on themselves while riding their high horses. But even worse is one of the ladies doing a testimonial afterwards. Enjoy the best in current fiction, romance, mystery, biography, adventure, and morein easy-to-read large print! "STRYPAPER?!" That singers voice sounds like its on helium. I scoff at the Windows 11 ad with the three black kids playing games and watching movies on laptops as they praise the new upgrade, marveling at how fast it is, how games are better because no lagging and that they can watch movies on their laptops that are movie theater quality. Shes an icon for over ten years and still going.RESPECT (find out what it means to me!). Keira Knightley is in some perfume ad that is set to fragments of Janis Joplin's CRY. Where did they find these people? I don't know how Youtube's advertising algorithm works, but somehow they think I'm a candidate for pee pads cause I'm always getting these ads. Some deodorant for your body that tells you to smell your hand after you wash your ass, with a woman miming the whole process. John Cena and the purple cow who moos BOOOOOOST! The weirdest denial was: "Medicare doesn't have a contract with the Pharma company which manufacturers that medication, your mom will need to change her medication." And the message it sends is, Sure these workouts will make you FEEL like a dancer but youll still LOOK like a blue collar linebacker compared to this little blonde gazelle, ha ha!. I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. They obviously think were all poor morons. Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Analog Indulgence 35K subscribers 9.5K views 6 years ago Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Colgate (sub-brand of Colgate-Palmolive). The product is called Because Market undergarments and the ads show a perky blond 60ish woman telling us "I just peed my pants!" R484, The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. Are these all regional commercials? Grrrl, wrinkles are the least of your problems. Much like his on-screen character, Gavin has cerebral palsy, a lifelong condition that impacts movement and coordination skills. One of the two women in the commercial says something like "Infused with two things - like a karate door!" Like he knows what lasagna is. I hope he squeezes every nickle out of anyone who hires him. Comedy Central. Thats unfortunate because I did actually like them. ALL those ads are really annoying. There's this Canadian Amazon commercial with a guy (Hugh) and it sucks. Brushing & Flossing Teeth Whitening Nutrition & Oral Health Adult Oral Care. I just actually looked at the "I like red" commercial for the first time this season and it's a little different than the previous several years' versions. They brought back the flight attendants. Really? Select Editions Large Type features up to two expertly edited best-selling books in every volume. I needed him to be here.". [quote]Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? Those shitkickers are the type who eat at Applebee's. What are these Mad Men (and women) snorting? She looks a little crazy now . What about the old, starving, cold Russian Jews? R24 go back to the toilet you crawled out of. From hated to likable. R480, I'll add the Peyronie's Disease ad to your post. Not quite sure with those weird HIV commercials. Song in Be the Reason Nurse Colgate Advert 2021. Colgate TV Spot Be the Reason Nurse commercial song. Also saw a commercial featuring Ebenezer Scrooge on a Pelaton or some other exercise equipment with the entire ad bastardizing the meaning of A Christmas Carol. Not the bastardized hipster East Side LA with Los Feliz and Silverlake. STOP WHISPERING ON COMMERCIALS! It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet. Kia has an ad showing a writer with writers block get in her car and drive around. STRANGE looking man. Only time? Was it her car? GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. Ah - as I type hear comes Mayim Bayalik cradling her coffee mug telling that she is a scientist. I won't ever watch it again. They're not as bad as the Goli ad with the office worker who says "No thank you!" They see each other at their respective front doors which appear to be next to each other. Those Uber Eats commercials with Elton and Lil Nas are bizarre. Harmful and annoying. Dear colgate, Its 8am here in Oregon. Later in the commercial, he coyly dangles a bite of dessert in front of his wife, then eats it himself with this dumbass grin on his fat face. Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? Makes me feel like if I boarded that ship, I'd be murdered mid-cruise. I'm really getting sick of the woman who radiantly croons the "Nationwide is on your side" songs. Just beyond wrong! Literally. Young woman, her face drenched with tears says "My auntie called me, she said 'uncle's had a heart attack.' I think he's Australian, R121. Carls Jr. with the Feed Your Happy slogan. Like most other things these days, you can pretty easily find the names of actors in TV commercials through a simple online search. But their balconies appear to be across the courtyard from each other. God, shes fucking annoying. That he wasnt and was on the children of the corn on wheels, its the bus driver that needs to be disciplined and have action taken against them. You *were* "adowable," old man. The fucking asthma medication commercials where the editors think they're doing "1917", but every edit is so obvious it makes them look like NYU film students. The commercial is just plain weird. The child is slow to reach milestones such as rolling over, sitting, crawling, and walking. And I don't need a speech impediment to be adoRable. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rWhen handsome Harry joins the session, \rHe makes a real cool 3-way impression (lol)\r\rCleaner breath. Yes cause we all know how he preaches tolerance amongst the Native Americans, the Syrians, the Jewish community, the Asians, lgbt community oh wait. Who are these advertising idiots who think hearing this awful noise every couple of hours is going to make anyone want to buy that car. spot where the elf pushes a huge gift card uphill to his friend and, together, they then carry a huge card down the hill to parts unknown? jokes. If you experience an accessibility-related issue, please email[emailprotected]. Kid is stalking me! The UnitedHealthcare Medicare Advantage Wow, Uh Huh ad. Saw the 12 Days of Cha-ching commercial today. Colgate became popular in the 1950s, with the slogan It Cleans Your Breath While It Cleans Your Teeth, written by copywriter Alicia Tobin. WHO the fuck is ruining that Beatles song "From Me To You" ??? Even if they aren't a lesbian couple, the implication is definitely there. May he just needs to open them. The Biore blackhead ads are fucking disgusting. What's funny is the prescription ads show the most mundane stuff and try to make it look sublime. I HATE that Applebee's commercial, both the song and the people dancing. When we were kids we had a different kind of bubble maker in the tub. X50. Luke Wilson stars in the new Colgate commercial that aired during the 2019 Super Bowl! The horrible Everlywell commercials for allergy saliva testing. Others started on YouTube and made their way to the three main network channels and cable channels. Im tired of seeing Serena Williams appear in so many commercials. That fucking guy who wont stop singing about his grilled cheese. Also the Little Cesars commercial where Ed Sheran screams bloody murder cause the cashier told him they made changes to the pizza only for her to say they tripled the amount of pepperonis. The unions basically fucked over their members. About the latest commercial with Jimmy JJ Walker. Not sure what these ads are pushing, anyone who is eligible for extra 'freebies' via Medicare, usually has MEDICAID as their main or third form of health insurance. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. You know, the song you hear AT CHRISTMAS TIME. And the women pooping commercial is incredibly misogynistic. Caesars Sportsbook with that guy yelling you are, I am, we are.. Especially a Hess truck attached to a giant penis rocket ship. Does anyone actually think Kelly Clarkson has Mayfair furniture in her mansion and not $8000 sofas and $4000 dining room tables? WTF. Car ad featuring a cute white guy with three segments with auto featured among them: Preparing to meet his black fiancee's family. "You can get MAH-NAY paid back to you! If you can remember unlisted numbers you are old. It seems more like a cry for help on suicide watch. ? And Dave yells Lasagna! Then they repeat this. Flo and that insanely annoying guy in the progressive commercials makes me want to cancel my insurance with the company. [quote]The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. A lot of these commercials are shown late night and on OVATION, one of the few arts & entertainment channels left, they air endless Medicare ads, especially the one with Joe Namath. . [quote]How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? Id do anything, for you dear - anything! Can barely understand a word he says. The black gal covets and gives longing eyes to the other gal. They run that ad incessantly followed by the Holocaust survivors commercial that takes all of 15 mins. I cant stand that Bud Light commercial they play every time where the unhot neighbor breaks through the wall and asks, Have you tried this?. What happened to Al Bundy shilling for Nike? I'm the cute one now. Get Aidy Bryant off those horrid Gap spots. Is that the one where he says of him and his wife"and we write." Than I think later on he was on Ex On the Beach with one of the girls he hooked up with on Big Brother. That hungry root shit comes off like its meant for poor people who have empty refrigerators who want to get em packed with food no matter what it is. Flo's sister is supposed to be a self-absorbed bitch, the commercial gets to the point. I've seen the repetitious St. Jude ads, the depressing ASPCA ads etc, but not most of the ads listed in this thread. Bad PR so to speak . Colgate closed its toothpaste factory four months ago in Mozambique, leaving only a distribution unit for South African products. All rights reserved. The Covenant House commercial that uses the anti-human hymn "Amazing Grace.". . All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" Can't stand them. He confirms and they smile again at each other. Those PetsSmart ads or whatever they are with everyone singing "I'd Do Anything" remind me how much I hate the musical OLIVER! It's amazing how many morons work for ad agencies. WELL - they have topped themselves - a long torturous commercial about the poor dogs used for Dog Fights - holy fancy Moses - I wish I could help them all but that commercial is enough to make you run from the room! I watch TV, I watch both cable and broadcast channels, I haven't seen most of these ads. Like he knows what lasagna is. Death. Any commercial where a 40something guy looks at the camera and says What she wants? They're supposed to be monitoring your personal information to PREVENT things from happening. Aww, I love dancing fool Ashley and her parents at their breakfast table in the "money dance" commercial. I also like the dancing in the Old Navy commercial. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. That private parts deodorant commercial. Cerebral palsy (CP) is caused by abnormal development of the brain or damage to the developing brain that affects a childs ability to control his or her muscles. Does Elton really need the money?! We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. In the detergent commercial where the older parents are talking about their married children moving back into the house, which gives them more laundry to do but the product works like a miracle - the girl at the end drinking from a juice box but spilling it all over the front of her clothes, is she "special"? R516 - those bother me, because the spill has already happened and they're like, "here's a fully-wrapped roll that you're going to have to tear the plastic off of before you can grab a paper towel to wipe up the spill". His megaphone, for calling people's attention to his business, was tied to a thin rope and on his chest. Any commercial with Kate McKinnon or Dan Levy. [quote]The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. The crotchety old lady's "Where's the beef?" Her tone of voice is such an infuriating combination of smug and gotcha! So amazing. She is an older thin coiffed woman who is giddy with the Christmas shopping bug! The cloying grilled cheese Kraft American cheese commercials. Enough! The only commercial TV I watch is the Wheel of Fortune - Jeopardy hour. GET TINTING, YOU OAFS! Very contrived and arrogant to give that much credit to a metal box with wheels. Hello and thank you for registering. This usually happens before a child is born, but it can occur at birth or in early infancy. The Planet Fitness ads featuring William Shatner and Dennis Rodman. How does someone change their appearance so radically? Some are shown primetime, others late at night. It makes me so sad. R242 He graduated from my high school and is now a student at alma mater. The current one features a Latino guy who'd always wanted to be a nurse and, after he nursed his mother and brother through their final illnesses, Amazon helped him go to school to become a Med Ass't and now he's studying to become a RN. I'm not sure what they're advertising but the commercial features a little boy with one of those cloying affected childish voices asking "Did you know" about an endless stream of subjects until his mom says "Did you know we love how many things you know?" The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. Which is pretty much all that he does. For example, you may say My Toothpaste Brings a Smile You Cant Outshine. Use words referring to whiteness and brightness and good taste, and if possible, tie it into the name of your toothpaste product. Wow, the pain in the ass Sling medical expert who needs a Western omelet is now on an Amazon commercial telling people to sign up because you can always cancel, to a bride about to go down the aisle. I thought I was the only one who hated that little bitch. PICK UP THE FUCKING LOTTO TICKET. The same company has another ad for deodorant for your pits talking about "T-Rex arms". They do use scare tactic methods and are as dramatic as it gets (WHILE THE REST OF US DIE!!!!!!!!) Ok - that Humira commercial where the attractive 20 something white and black women are doing a radio show or podcast in their Garage. You write what, cranky letters to the editor? I cant understand the point of the way the woman does the cha Ching commercial - she does it dead pan and wears that weird wig. Is he somebody? R471. Is he her pimp forcing her to sell her car to finance his pedicures? Cookie Notice So instead of a standard voice-over ad telling us all the miraculous miracles one will find in each bottle, now we have random "actual Prevagen users" going on and on about the miraculous miracles they've found in each bottle. That Peyronie's disease commercial is now shown throughout the day. Why don't you take a shower more often so we don't have to smell your stinky parts. I like Mike Shara in the AAA spoof of the Allstate mayhem ads. "The Colgate commercial where the little blind boy gets in the school bus warms my heart." I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of theres: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! Cleaner taste. You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. Learn More. I'm still not sure wtf they're trying to sell me there. They lift up the garage doors for the whole neighborhood to see and start doing their podcast. The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. Im having withdrawals. The spot features a Beauty 13 Feb Colgate Optic White Renewal Jeggings Throwback Commercial by Vincent I can tolerate most of the Liberty Mutual commercials but the latest one where Doug tried to get Spider-Man like powers by having a spider bite him is just WTF? It may only play on the Pluto app, as I havent seen it on cable. Some of the newer Progressive ads are barely tolerable but the one with Flo's "sister" and the baby is practically noxious. In NYC they are playing three different vaccination commercials featuring real people talking about getting the shot. And theyre fucking EVERYWHERE. Why does a kid blind enough to require a cane, wear glasses. Ive noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. But let us be grateful that the horrible "real people, not actors" Chevrolet ads seem to be gone (hope I'm not jinxing it here). In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. WET TEDDY BEARS, GET YOUR WET TEDDY BEARS! Although, I will never give patronage to a business that needs to tell me it's queer owned or makes an ethical judgment of the people who aren't-but-should-but supporting it. Hey insurance companies, your commercials are not funny, cute or quirky. The Sopranos Chevy spot. I want to hit them with a snow shovel! Readers Digest Partners for Sight Foundation is committed to maintaining compliance to the Web Content Accessibility Guidelines (WCAG) 2.0 Level AA standard for digital accessibility. Colgate 360 Optic White, Sonic Battery Powered Toothbrush Minions Kids Manual Toothbrush Gum Comfort Toothbrush Colgate Optic White Pro Series Powered Toothbrush - Black Colgate 360 Floss-Tip Sonic Battery Powered Toothbrush Triple Action Toothbrush Gum Health Sonic Powered Battery Toothbrush Extra Clean Soft Toothbrush In fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period. The Asian bitches who yell stupid shit about their money in the Discover Card commercial. Happy Grandpa cannonballing into the lake cause he loves his new blood thinner! Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. As an old friend used to point out when describing the Madison Avenue mindset, "these are the people who came up with "clean your rugs this afternoon, entertain guests tonight". She's so fucking annoying. Just when a bloody, exhausted, and devastated Buck reunited with Eddie to break the awful news about Christopher, Christopher turned up, not all that much worse for the wear considering everything that had happened. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. Not once until the famous Jack N the Box commercial did I ever hear the word chipotle ever uttered obviously especially at our restaurants. In another spot, part of the campaign, the brand celebrates real people who have the courage and resilience to share their smile with others despite challenges they may be facing and encourages you to be the reason someone smiles today and pass your smile power on. Thats so flyover. Ergatta X with that conman creep Colin Kaepernick attention whore diva princess. Another idiotic Liberty Mutual spot with the lookalike dog and master. I also hate anything with the state-farm snowqueen Jake. I'd rather switch channels than sit through shit like that again. Should've shared a link R62, cuz this shit is hilarious. I usually hate the Capitol One spots, but the holiday commercial with Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta as Santa Claus is inspired. And she'll never have to do another acting gig in her life. I just found out that Nina Simone is singing on this song but I still hate it. She has Flos face. Women should be barefoot and kept behind the wheel of an SUV. I hate the Wendy's fries commercial where they compare them to McDonalds and for some reason there is loud grating scream. Is Alphonso a real person with HIV or simply an actor? Awful. Unfortunately, for the products being hawked, showing same sex couples, especially of mixed races and nationalities, sure won't sell those products in certain US markets. Humbug! Guy wears male clothes, but each time I see him as "genderfluid" anyway. The more I think about that Hungry Root commercial the more pissed off I get. I don't really hate the ad itself. This is a great reason to AVOID WW! Colgate uses false authority because the Doctors are normally not fully qualified to be Doctors. It follows me around Youtube and it will not stop. [quote]Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. His 'business bag' was on his back. A lot of the TV ads described in this thread must be regional. Pancakes at 3 in the morning, not a fucking pot roast. Colgate Commercial - 2008 was released on: USA: 29 January 2008 (internet) . The one where the kid farts on his grandma. He has his eyes closed. It is possible to make a good TV commercial with a little kid instead of tripe like the one described at R308. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Can a man with cerebral palsy have a baby? Best of the Super Bowl ads? The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover Dont mind if I do! as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before. I cant dive for the mute button fast enough. What about the new Medicare benefits shit with Jimmy Walker? The NYC Covid vaccine with the hyper, coked-out Jamaican woman. I don't know what commercial it is but it has some treacly, Sam Smith whiny voice, love song that begins with "I want you to see" that as far as I can go before I dive for my remote to mute. Everything about that commercial was beyond cringe but that the blind boy found the one person on that entire bus that acts like a civilized human being is plenty of reason to smile . Khloe was with Lamar and by far the most interesting girl on the show. The most annoying current TV ads are those relentless Medicare commercials which are filled with lies. This late night sex line commercial on Comedy Central is so weird. No information which song is used in the Colgate TV commercial ad Be the Reason Nurse. With NEEDLES. Like I know theyre preferred to hire of all the Hispanics because of this cop out, dated, racist documentation paperwork bs when it comes to entertainment, and sports and politics and music and news coverage, you name it but the day this bofongo takes over Tuesdays from tacos Ill take the bait. If I had a gun . He has a birthmark on the left side of his face, which is mistaken for a bruise of some sort in the first episode, Pilot by one of the women he is fornicating with. But Big Pharma isn't really a thing , ok lol. Repulsive Amy Schumer is more disgusting. I liked the Flight Attendant version, I like the current road worker one where the guy in the reflective vest, fans his ass, quickly, before a "big shit eating" smile hands him the bottle of pink gold! I switch channels when she appears. But what can I do? 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